is a software lab.
Why stress over syntax when you can vibe with Claude? Our AI-powered development philosophy embraces the zen of pair programming with artificial intelligence. Less googling Stack Overflow, more vibing with your silicon buddy who never judges your variable names or asks why you're coding at 2 AM.
"I don't always write perfect code on the first try, but when I do, it's because Claude helped me vibe through it."
We believe in rapid iteration, bold experiments, and the occasional 3am hotfix.
Our cutting-edge development process involves extensive use of Stack Overflow,
rubber duck debugging, and strategically placed
console.log
statements.
Our sprints are more like marathons, our standups occasionally involve actual standing, and our retrospectives are 90% memes. We practice continuous deployment because our staging environment is basically production with fewer users watching.
"We're not just building software – we're crafting digital experiences that sometimes work on the first try."
Our peer review process is thorough and comprehensive. By "thorough," we mean someone glanced at your PR
while eating lunch. Our code reviews focus on the important stuff: proper emoji usage in commit messages,
creative variable naming, and whether you remembered to remove your
// TODO: fix this later
comments.
Our debugging methodology is scientific and systematic. Step 1: Stare at the screen intensely. Step 2: Add more logging. Step 3: Google the error message and pray someone on Stack Overflow had the same problem. Step 4: Blame it on a race condition and hope it goes away in production.
console.log("HERE")
console.log("HERE 2")
console.log("WTF")
"The best debugger is a good night's sleep and a fresh cup of coffee." - Ancient Developer Proverb